2. Your co-workers would meet in the break room on a regular basis to beat each other up. You would have to test your interpersonal skills by intervening (trying not to get your own nose broken in the process). If they didn't listen to you, you'd have to make them go stand by the water cooler until they could be nice to each other.
3. Your boss would staple his fingers, stub his toe on his office door, burn his hands on the lamination machine, and blame you.
4. During your lunch break, you would be expected to feed yourself, your boss, the secretary, and two coworkers a nutritious meal.
5. Your boss would come into your office, throw your files on the floor, get her lunch crumbs in your keyboard, and smudge her dirty fingers all over your computer screen. On purpose.